On the fifth day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
5.      ...FIVE SCREAMING KIDS...

On the sixth day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
6.      ...six times the traffic,

On the seventh day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
7.      ...seven tons of turkey,

On the eighth day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
8.      ...ate way too much of

On the ninth day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
9.      ...nine gift backorders,

On the tenth day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
10.     ...ten toys to build, all missing parts,

On the eleventh day of Christmas, it all came back to me...
11.     ...eleven credit cards, all are declined,

On the twelfth day of Christmas, I pondered my reward...

12.     ...TWELVE UGLY TIES,  credit cards declined,  toys unassembled,  all missing parts,  backordered gifts,  ate way too much,  see no escape,     guests to entertain, and FIVE SCREAMING KIDS...

Then there go the last four good bulbs, ah but what the heck -

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

By Ira White  12/19/09

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